in tumblr we don’t say “I love you” we say “AHADSKJLHDSK I FUCKING CANT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A SHOVEL MADE OF THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES SO YOU TRY AND FUCKING EXPERIENCE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY GOD DAMN OVARIES YOU MOTHER FUCKING FLIP SHIT” which is really quite beautiful i think
- How come we’ve seen shirtless Scott like 12342343 times in season 1 but when Stiles was changing his shirt in the locker room we diDIN’T SEE A THING. DAmn you, Scott! Damn you and your stupid locker. SO RUDE.
The Doctor: Oh. Okay. I escaped then. Brilliant. Love it when I do that.
Every mountain is “unclimbable” until someone climbs it. So every ship is “unsinkable” until it sinks.
Downton Abbey, 1.01
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs?
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12